| Friend: | when I'm single, no one wants me |
| Friend: | when I'm taken, everyone wants me |
| Me: | no one ever wants me so lol |

will you spend all night me with and listen to old 50’s records?
will you wake me up every morning with a kiss?
will you dance with me in the forest?
will you still love me even when i’m PMSing?
will you make me laugh so hard that my tum will feel sore in the morning?
will you teach me a different language?
will you make hot cocoa with me when it rains?
will you play the penis game with me?
will you stay with me even when i fuck everything up?
so will you?
all of those minus the PMSing, cuz i dont do that…but yeah
will you?
